there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok
I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.